Sunday, 9 August 2009

Fake Tan Fun

Morgan Kincess came over to my land for a visit yesterday evening. She showed me some very handy building tips which should really help me out.

Morgan was also amazed by my glorious fake tan. So after threatening to put me in a headlock, I gave her a bottle of fake tan. 5 minutes later she had turned a very nice shade of orange. Unfortunately though the fake tan had a bad reaction on Morgan. She suddenly developed a bloody huge monobrow! I didn't really notice it at first due to the fact I was digging a hole to make a swimming pool that Morgan assured me would make my land look 34% more professional. When I eventually worked out what Morgan was screaming about I cammed in and was speechless, the monobrow dominated her head. It was huge. After lol'ing for about 5 minute's Morgan found a pair of goggles to cover most of the hairy nightmare up. Despite the complications Morgan admited that fake tan was a great look.

I have found one problem with fake tan though. Unfortunately it really clashes with my new pink shirt....


Friday, 7 August 2009

My first blog entry!

My first blog entry! Here goes nothing....

Top ten SL fashion items August 2009 (In no particular order!)

(1) Manthongs - GW took Magz and myself to his favorite shop recently. It was man thong heaven! Despite the scary looking model in the pictures, the prices were cheap and the quality of thongs were great. Magz Schmooz was heard commenting 'I love a man in a thong. Apart from noobs, there crappy shoes ruin the look!'. Nuff said...

(2) Fake Tan skin - Im all about lying about in the sun applying fake tan recently. Fake tanning is my life.

(3) Blood splatters - Really ties an outfit together.

(4) AVid Verne suit - I wore this suit to the SL Prom 2009 recently. Looks really great. Just ignore the fact I looked like an over worked police detective from the 1920's.

(5) Retro dances - Its simple. You can go and spend L$250 on some fancy new dance or you can break out the classic chicken dance or Getdown dance. Retro dances are sooooo 2009!! Casha Fall has gone on the record stating 'I love retro dances. The more noob-like the better.'

(6) '~ Maybe You Should Calm Down!! ~' Gesture - A gesture I made the other day sampled from Scrubs. Always seems to be an appropriate time to fire it off a few times!

(7) Zaara : Classic jeans for men *black* - I got these free when I DJ'd at a fashion show for Relay for Life. I was going to wear my full samurai outfit but was told that was not allowed. Luckily Morgan Kincess sorted me out with loads of free stuff!

(8) 'Crash On Takeoff' Animation - An animation that makes your avatar do a wild running dive on the floor! Ideal for use in a crowded club! Cagier Kruh was overheard commenting 'If that bloody moron dives infront of me one more time im leaving!'

(9) ' X FAIL!! X' gesture - Another cool gesture. Check it aghhhht

(10) Gay AO - No words can describe how cool this AO is (even for straight av's!). Solange Daviau was heard screaming 'I will bloody out pose this punk!! He's wearing a manthong for christ's sake!! Bring it bitch!!' Solange was later escorted from the club after throwing a noob's shoe at me. Fashion is a dangerous game....